Politics

Don’t matter whutcha done, long as you got saved

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• Friday 4th May 2007

Remember “Jeff Gannon,” a trusted member of the White House press corps? He sported a pass & presidential-level briefing privileges because he was balling a prominent male member of Bush’s White House staff – until he was revealed as a plagiarist and an outstanding figure on hotmilitarystud.com. Without no pants on, yet.

Well, like other Republican slimeballs – Chuck Colson comes to mind – he’s found solace (and an alibi) in the bosom of the Lord. It’s analogous to the “Get Out Of Jail Free” card in Monopoly.

“Let us pray for the power to understand how Gannon made his way from HotMilitaryStud.com to the International Bible Reading Association.”